Hi. It’s been a while since I’ve posted here on Hamfatter. Sorry. I was doing stuff. The site will be seeing a great deal more activity in the coming weeks and months so please come back often to check it out.

Well, that’s it. Thanks for visiting. I love you. Is that weird?

Oh hey, wanna see a short film my good pal Marshall Cook wrote and directed? I’m in it. It’s about relationships and people talking and that sort of thing. It won “Best Ensemble Acting in a Short Film” a couple years back at something called the Downtown Film Festival in Los Angeles. Sounds fake. He probably made it up. Loser.

A little while back, the fellas at CollegeHumor.com asked me to exhume my super contemporary Elvis impression for an episode of their flash cartoon series Clock Suckers.